It was a giant penis! And the whole thing was so gross. As an aerospace manager facing likely 50% cut to all of NASA’s science this was obscene. How can they call them a “crew “ and “astronauts “?? Space tourists. Somebody at some point is going to get blown up on one of these stunts and then what?
~“that being an empowered rich lady just doesn’t hit in the same way it did in the Obama days when we could afford eggs and those with not-rich uteruses could get abortions in any state.”
~”custom cosmonaut cosplay”
~“ Space Barbie spectacle”
*These are among my favorites but YOU NAILED IT! 🏆
The fact that women who actually work in senior positions at NASA were being laid off as this happened… Wake up, people!
So well written. Brilliant and necessary take down. Will now upgrade to Paid!
It's not the crime, it's the cluelessness.
It was a giant penis! And the whole thing was so gross. As an aerospace manager facing likely 50% cut to all of NASA’s science this was obscene. How can they call them a “crew “ and “astronauts “?? Space tourists. Somebody at some point is going to get blown up on one of these stunts and then what?
Applause! One of your best! You had me at “dickship!” Thank you, Jen!
“A bunch of rich cunts rode on a dickship!” Thx Jenn for taking that word back for all of us!
~“that being an empowered rich lady just doesn’t hit in the same way it did in the Obama days when we could afford eggs and those with not-rich uteruses could get abortions in any state.”
~”custom cosmonaut cosplay”
~“ Space Barbie spectacle”
*These are among my favorites but YOU NAILED IT! 🏆
Oh god that last headline from People. Literally launch me into the sun.
This perfectly captured what I was feeling but couldn’t coherently articulate. It’s a new low every week around here.
The imagined conversation between "the girls" on Jeff's island ... perfection. Chef's kiss. No notes.
*a new diamond face
The best! Thank you. The whole “bold step for womankind” take is a steaming pile of feces.
Katy’s reaction at landing was fake AF. She felt nothing but buyer’s remorse. Connected to love? Fuck off.
I wish they had landed in Russia.
If I take a trip to the Galapogus Islands, that doesn't advance Marine biology for women.
Yesssss. Well done on every point here. Thanks for smart feminist writing.
So, so good. Perfectly, and I'm-laughing-while-I 'm-crying, on point.
Thanks Jenn. Perfectly put. It really bothered me.