
Let’s just cut to the chase: I got a bad tattoo on Sunday. I got a tattoo so bad that after I texted a photo of it to a friend, she immediately wrote back: “I can’t lie, that’s the worst tattoo I’ve ever seen." Said tattoo was supposed to be a lemon but came out looking like a fish and it all happened because I inadvisedly, unexpectedly spent an afternoon as the middle-aged sidekick in the plot of someone else’s life.
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